Stupid Sloth Cards
Stupid Sloth Cards sells cute, quirky, irreverent, handmade cards, stickers, magnets, t-shirts, tote bags and other useful/useless items featuring animals wearing clothes and often using curse words. I started Stupid Sloth Cards two years ago, though I have always drawn animals wearing clothes, mostly because that’s the only thing I can draw. By day, I am the Development Director for a nonprofit and the mom of two humans and one dog. I have a pretty useless B.A. in English from Wesleyan University and grew up in a drafty/sweltering New York City loft with my writer/artist parents and several cats who I liked to draw wearing clothes. Despite my urban upbringing, I prefer my current home of Maplewood, NJ, even though no sloths live there.
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Alien Anal Probe Card
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Congratulations on Coming Out/Being Gay
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Cute Panda Sticker
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Don’t Eat Me Pig Sticker
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Doom Shroom T-Shirt
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Fuck this magnet giraffe
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Fuck this pad Giraffe Notepad
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Fuck this shit frog sticker
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Fuck Valentines Day Card
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Fucking Fuck Shit Fuck Manatee Sticker
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Funny Birthday Card
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Funny Easter Bunny Card
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Funny Easter Card with Big Rabbit Face
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Funny Frog Passover Card
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Funny Fucking Mother’s Day Card Cat
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Funny Mom’s Da Bomb Card Sloth
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